1. Allah the Samarkand buy 10 donkeys. Found that only nine when he was riding in the ass counting. When he came down the walk, the number of donkeys is just 10. Ride to the number is 9. Jump to the number is 10.
Back and forth a dozen times, Allah Samarkand concluded: “walk good!”
2. At dinner, I sat beside a pair of kindly old couple.
Old lady in the eating, we talk for his work.
Is about finished when my old man’s wife said: “Your husband is very interesting.”
She looked at me seriously, and softly whispered: talk to him occasionally, he was very interesting, but do not to live with him. ”
3. A Ming Jiaozhan mother of his butler for a wealthy couple things. The wife is very beautiful, much younger than her husband. One night they told James they want to go out late, but the wife alone home early than the scheduled time.
“James,” she said, “to my room.” Him to follow into. She shut the door, said: “I take off your clothes.” Which he did. “Now, my socks take off,” she added. He will be stocking rolled down. “Take off my underwear.” Those are off down.
“Now, James,” she said staring at his eyes, “Do not let me catch you wearing my clothes!”
